Jason Bourne can fight
Jason Bourne can stay up all night.
Fight Russians, drink white russians.
Bleedin’ all over this shit, runnin’ from the cops
the CIA comin’ for his top
(Source: unimpressed2chainz)
Jason Bourne can fight
Jason Bourne can stay up all night.
Fight Russians, drink white russians.
Bleedin’ all over this shit, runnin’ from the cops
the CIA comin’ for his top
(Source: unimpressed2chainz)
hair queen goddess angel let’s be real here
Hair queen dewy glowing deity tbh
standing on the sun
i just opened up a yogurt cup and it’s filled to the brim with yogurt. i’m cracking up. it’s fuckin full of yogurt. there is no space within this yogurt cup that is non-yogurt. i have never seen this happen in all my years of opening up countless yogurt cups
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AHAHAHA i just put my spoon into it and it made a fart noise and the whole thing sunk an inch. look, can you picture the top of a yogurt looking like a pristine ice pond. then imagine stepping onto the pond with a single skate, and the whole thing farts and sinks several feet. i can’t believe the world that we live in.
Oakland - 5/10/12
Anything is Possible // Oakland, CA, USA // October 5, 2012
(Source: uaeveggies, via animalshugging)
anonymous asked: are there degrees of racism?
YEAH IT’S CALLED AN MBA LOL